OH MY GOD SO I SLOWED DOWN THE TEMPO ON TYLER OAKLEY’S INTO THE WOODS RAP (BUT IT WAS SPED UP) AND NOW IT’S HIS NORMAL VOICE IM CRYING AHAHHA OH MY GOD
i cANT BREATHE
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
So I was dancing around while doing my laundry to Taylor Swift’s new song, Shake It Off, in my room….
When I turn around and the cat is sitting, staring at me with much concern.
HUMAN ARE YOU OKAY? HUMAN WHY YOU MOVE LIKE THAT. HUMAN KITTIES DO NOT KNOW CPR.
Update. Right after I made this post the kitty jumped me.
She was like snap out of your crazy!
Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source
So after running this tumblr and the Lesbrary for a couple years, I’ve gathered together a couple lists of specific lesbian (etc) books about specific topics, and I’ve stumbled on some similar lists other people have made. In order to keep them a little more…
things I am not dealing with: THESE TWO EXPRESSIONS IN PARTICULAR
GET A ROOM
"Gravity Falls" is rated TV-Y7 and is designed for children 7 or older.
This is porn.
tagging this as NSFW
oh my god….
.I need ketchup. and BBQ.
no, I’m pretty sure that’s a bra…
Once Upon a Dream
Lana Del Rey
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you, that gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you’ll do:
You’ll love me at once,
The way you did once
Upon a dream…